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MY BIRTHDAY / MEET THE GUY I'M DATING [27 Dec 2006|03:50pm]
OK, so my birthday is a month away. But all you folks have crazy schedules, so I'm starting the planning a little early. PLUS I'm way excited about that week in general.

The week of Jan 28, 2007, my boyfriend, Ricky, is coming to visit. None of you have met him, and now's your chance. I'm crazy about him, so it'd be really cool if we could all get together.

I'm thinking about taking over a table at the Diner/Pub, unless you folks have a better idea. Probably on Friday, Feb 2, since most of us have "real jobs."

Feel free to pass the word on to Erik, Kim, Steph, Bruce, and anyone else who might not see this.


I will be at Jeannie's New Year's Eve Eve party, where I undoubtedly will be obsessing about this some more.


Let me know, people!
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:D [25 May 2006|08:39pm]
OK, I need phone numbers. I've lost everybody's number since the last time I was home.

Comments are screened for your privacy, or email me at yelrebmik@gmail.com

S'ank ya very mush.
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OK, Fuckers. [21 May 2006|04:18pm]
[ mood | pitiful and FRIENDLESS ]
[ music | moe. - Captain America ]

Apparently none of you bother to check MySpace. I invited all you PA slackers to the Diner/Pub on Rt. 413 for Kimmy'home coming.

That'd be me. I'm coming back to PA to stay. For a while, anyway.



For the love of B-B, somebody please acknowledge me. Kee-rist on a cracker.

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So Much to Say [08 Feb 2006|08:43pm]
I'm at work right now, and I only have a little while to update. Definitely not enough time to fill you in on everything that I'm doing right now.

####. Now I have to go back.



It's been real, y'all.
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I Am... The Poe Toaster!!! [19 Jan 2006|04:21pm]
I never knew there was a Poe Toaster.
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OMGWTF Hugh Jackman [18 Dec 2005|01:05am]
Dammit, this isn't even a great movie, why does it make me cry?


Every time. Oy.
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"[your name] looks like..." [17 Dec 2005|11:43pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Kate&Leopold I <3 Hugh Jackman ]

The game: Type "[your name] looks like" into the Google search bar, and pick the best ones. Don't forget the quotation marks.

-Kim looks like a soccer mom.
-Kim looks like a cute little boy.
-Kim looks like singer/songwriter John Mayer.
-Kim looks like she is wearing a three tier version of my mom’s housedress except the straps were shorter.
-Kim looks like an old diva who wants to get back in a rather sad way.
-Kim looks like an escapee from "Gremlins" who decided to bag the kiddie movies and make a run for porn.
-Kim looks like she could be my sister.
-Kim looks like a trailer park version of Paris Hilton.
-Kim looks like an edgy top model.
-Kim looks like a princess!!
-Kim looks like Cosmo Kramer with a thyroid condition.
-Kim looks like the man Korea needs.



-Kimberley looks like Arwen when she was a kid!
-Kimberley looks like a crackhead bitch!
-Kimberley looks like a scouser. (A person from Liverpool. The Beatles were from Liverpool, yay!)
-Kimberley looks like a man or a drag queen.

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Teehee [30 Nov 2005|02:06am]
[ mood | hyperomgbouncebounce ]
[ music | DAMN THAT'S AN UGLY BABY ON THE TV ]

Ganked from a MySpace friend. )

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I *heart* Norway. [27 Nov 2005|09:20pm]
Hurra Torpedo. Whee!
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Hooray! [25 Nov 2005|03:17am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Imogen Heap - Goodnight and Go ]

So I'll be in town the week before (up to) Christmas. Saturday the 17th is already booked for a wedding, but the other nights are free. Ben will be spending much time with Tony, so I'll be at my leisure.

i'm irish!

Harry Potter and the Angst-ity Angst Angst [24 Nov 2005|04:20am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Dave Seaman - Global Underground: Cape Town ]

"Frankly, the entire film felt like the cinematic version of Hamburger Helper -- too little meat trying to do too much."

I can't say I disagree with any of it. Brendan Gleeson as Mad-Eye Moody was perfect.

And I didn't even know Ralph Fiennes was playing Lord Voldemort. I squeed. Literally. And, did the old school McGovern "goodygoodygoody" clap. (Don't ask me to describe it. Word will not do justice.)



But I should have waited for a matinee.

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[28 Oct 2005|09:31pm]
[ mood | they were here first ]
[ music | Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek ]

mmm, what d'you say? mmm, that you only meant well?
well, of course you did.
mmm, what d'you say? mmm, that it's all for the best?
of course it is.
mmm, what d'you say? mmm, that it's just what we need?
you decided this.
mmm, what d'you say? mmm, what did she say?


ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cutouts
speak no feeling, no, i don't believe you
you don't care a bit, you don't care a, you don't care a bit

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Internet Surfing! [05 Oct 2005|03:03pm]
[ mood | bored ]

stay. Worth seeing for Ryan Gosling opposite Ewan McGregor. Both fabulous actors (and hotties, to boot).
Nanny McPhee. Like Mary Poppins, except without the singing and with a hairy mole. Ah, Emma Thompson. I wish I had a little brat to take to this so I wouldn't look like a weirdo.

Re-cut of a trailer for The Shining. Hilarious.
West Side Story featuring... ZOMBIES. Even more hilarious.
Titanic as a horror film. Not as funny, but still pretty good editing.

If those three links don't work... )

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I'm Not Above Begging. [30 Sep 2005|03:15pm]
[ mood | WillEatYouIfYouDon'tDoWhatISay ]
[ music | Imogen Heap - Sweet Religion ]

Somebody buy me Imogen Heap's new album. For the love of D-O-G, before I cry and scream and kick the floor.

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Little Update. [08 Aug 2005|03:14pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Kraftwerk ]

Dyed my hair brown. It looks really good actually. You know, brown hair goes with everything. I don't think I look too pale, either. Bonus! Got it cut, too. Layers. I'm so banging. Or something.

Still don't know when I'm moving.

Hungry, so going to eat.

Pics of my new hair at MySpace.

i'm irish!

It's All Relative [28 Jun 2005|09:55pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | OKGo ]

I haven't been updating this often. Even that's a bit of an understatement. I rarely update. I do check my friend's page at least twice a week. When it comes down to it, I'm tired after/of work and don't want to rehash it. That, and when I'm not working I'm doing other things.

Like playing Dr. Mario on GameBoy.


I'm reading one book every three days or so. I enjoy it. Except, I'm running out of books.

I made a commitment.

I'm shift-leading at work. I'm under a bit of stress because the day shift is half-full of... well, losers. Slackers. Potheads. Alcoholics. Prescription drug fanatics. The managers like me.

My sewing machine sucks. Or maybe it's operator error. Fuck if I know.

I have an iMac now. I want to kill it. Some days.

Still don't know if I'm moving.


Back to my original point. I'm alive. If I have something to say, I'll comment. But I'm pretty much done with LJ for now. Perhaps I'll come back to it.


Now, if you'll excuse me. I didn't sleep a lot last night, and I want to be well rested for The Daily Show.

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And That's All She Wrote [06 May 2005|11:53pm]


Knew it would come to this.

Friends Only, plzkthx.


I am open to new friends; just leave a comment.
I'll give preferential consideration to those who are friends of friends.
Add me first, so I know who you are.


Why friends only? Funny you should ask. See entries left public (below).

-K

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Things That Piss Me Off So Much, It's Funny. [14 Mar 2005|08:15pm]
[ mood | cynical ]
[ music | Ben Talking ]

It's that time of month year again, boys and girls! That special, fuzzy time when your resident LJ cynic, [info]rexdomine, bitches at length about the most annoying, albeit inane, aspects of her mildly humorous and generally mediocre existence! Yay!


The Rundown

1. People of average intelligence and ability who do a half-assed job. I know flipping burgers or answering phones or whatever mundane job you're working sucks; I've had the same job. Please, don't make my fucking day that much more difficult by forcing me to pick up your slack or grin and bear your sub-par job performance. I want a burger, you want a paycheck. Let's work this out. A mutually advantageous agreement. Have your people call my people.

2. Teenagers. Goddam, am I so old? Get a job. Stop whining. You are not as smart as you think you are. Whatever your listening to, I heard it first.

3. People who make a journal just to contact you. I can ignore serial adders, I can de-friend morons. But for some reason, it irks me to no end when someone spends the time to make a journal and then doesn't update. I don't need a screenname, laden with underscores and zeros instead of the letter O and beaucoup de x-es to attach to a person I already know. Just leave an anonymous comment and sign your name at the bottom. If I have any real issues with your identity, I'm logging your IP address. Just in case.

4. Money. I hate money. But only because I never have enough of it. And I probably never will have enough, simply because I'm too greedy. I hate that, too. The greed thing.

5. White trash. Those skinny, broke motherfuckers with nasty teeth and Designer Imposter's everything and this bizarre sense of patriotism and ethnocentricity and love for the system that suppresses them and so much hate for everything they don't understand or agree with and their Make-Your-Own Religions and cheap beer and trailer parks. Compulsory education is a waste on you. Castration should be mandatory.

6. Double standards. We all have them. I hate mine, too.




That's it for now. I need a drink, y'know?

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Holy Crazy Lesbian, Batman! (Part Deux) [01 Mar 2005|06:48pm]
[ mood | exasperated ]
[ music | 103.9 on the Internet ]

Another Email )

BUT THEN )


There you have it, ladies and gents. A kiss-off to last through the ages... or at least until she reads this entry. And she will.

This bitch needs to stop clogging my inbox with her shit. Fo' real, y'all.


I need an emot-icon that's rolling his eyes.

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*click* DELETE! [26 Feb 2005|05:01pm]
He didn't clog my LJFriends page with a poorly-written, grammatically-challenged entry that positively screamed, "OMG somebody pay attention to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" As a matter of fact, he focused on the positive and related all the cool shit that happened.

If I ever decide to go to a con, there's one man I'm taking with me.


[info]hercshman, you rock.




We can take the scenic route home anytime you want. ;)



To those who don't know what I'm talking about, don't ask. Really. There are better ways to waste your time. Like here. (Difficult. Maybe just for me.) Or watching this. (HILARIOUS) So. Yeah.


ETA: After the three-page post, I deleted her from my friends list. I didn't want to say anything because, well, I've been down that road before and have no desire to do it again. This post, however, made me feel a little... juvenile. Consider this edit an attempt at contrition reparation.

I deleted her because I don't care to read her entries. I don't care for her, really. I haven't for a long time. I really ought to be honest about that kind of thing more often. I'm not, and that's my fault. I'm a bitch, always have been. Anyway, that's it. Say whatever you want, it's an open post. Don't expect an answer... from me.
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